So I'm giving the dog a bath before leaving and my feet start to spontaneously and urgently itch.
I've been moisturizing dutifully. Perhaps have some rare condition.
I have a condition but it's not so rare- apparently an outlying symptom of menopause is itchy feet. What. The. Hell.
Rather than share a photo of that, I will instead post the delightful comments I got from strangers (because your friends have to say nice things) about the blanket.