Today some kids are going on a field trip to the Meadowcroft Rockshelter. I visited the site and found that it's a historical field trip with many valuable attractions. That did not stop me from imagining it as a sort of "wildlife sanctuary for wounded rocks," as in-
My rock has been hit by a bb gun, can you save it so it will fly again?
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Each rock has its own living quarters with a comfortable cot and daily massages.
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See that pile of rocks over there? Those are the ones that didn't make it.
5 comments:
Maybe they will take the rocks you got out of your garden last year. They are probably homeless right now.
The rock shelter is a safe place for abused and abandoned pet rocks. They can stay there until they're adopted into a safe and loving home.
I love this sort of silliness.
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Our business philosophy is family oriented, which makes us different than many wholesalers and/or web vendors.
We accept all rocks here and make every attempt to place the adoptable ones in happy homes. Those no-kill rock piles do not accept all rocks, only the ones that they KNOW they can place. Please support your local rock shelter :-)
(paraphrased from our local humane society director's response to questions regarding no-kill shelters)
Forgot to say, I love your sense of humor!
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