Mrs. Not annoying and I were talking about how I'm teaching kids to play cribbage in this enrichment class I'm required to teach.
I said "Hezekiah is really good. He caught on quickly."
Before any further conversation about Hezekiah or cribbage could be pursued, the talker spouted, "Hezekiah's sister has to have her gall bladder removed."
We stared blankly, made no comment and returned to our conversation.
You can't make this stuff up!
5 comments:
You have a student named Hezekiah? Really?
Geeze, I don't know how to play cribbage. I needs me some enrichments!
that just made me cackle
Our lunch shift is currently plagued by a loud pregnant woman who manages to turn every topic into a baby or pregnancy related conversation.
If that had been our shift it would have gone something like this:
You- H is catching on quickly to cribbage.
Her- I'm reading cribbage books outloud so Madelyn can play when she's born
the non-sequiter continues!
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