Mrs. Not annoying and I were talking about how I'm teaching kids to play cribbage in this enrichment class I'm required to teach.
I said "Hezekiah is really good. He caught on quickly."
Before any further conversation about Hezekiah or cribbage could be pursued, the talker spouted, "Hezekiah's sister has to have her gall bladder removed."
We stared blankly, made no comment and returned to our conversation.
You can't make this stuff up!