I NEVER bring up religion in conversation. I live and teach in the middle of some Jesusville and prefer not to make a fuss.
Today I found myself talking to the grandparent of Sally (at Zumba.) We were talking about how shy Sally is. Grandma was a rambler so hang on.
GM: We took Sally to bible school. We go to the Presbyterian one sometimes and the Baptist one other times. I like to expose her to all different religions. I mean, we're all going to the same heaven anyway. There aren't different compartments. Well, I don't know what you believe, but I believe we all go to the same heaven any way
(and then she went into serious non-affective cult voice and said) Imeanaslongasweallbelieveinourlordandsaviorjesuschrist.
Me:
I got nothing. I don't share her belief. I don't care to share mine. The conversation was about how Sally had stage fright at both bible schools and as the music teacher I didn't want to say "yea, I don't know if she has a good voice- she's always too afraid to sing."
The longer I live the more adamant I feel about my Judgy McJudgerson opinion on religion. Because if I were being really honest (which I can do here because it is in fact my blog and so very few read it) I mostly just wanted to say "I think you're full of shit."
The openminded/Jesus only dichotomy was what sent me to write a post about it.
Item Number Two
Another Zumba friend (who's religious preferences I don't know and can therefore engage in regular conversation with her without judging in either direction) brought me pears from her pear tree tonight. I was going to just eat them plain but then I got this idea:
Baked pears- I've added maple syrup and cinnamon. The recipe I read also called for walnuts which I did not have so I did without. The date brownies also call for walnuts. I may need to keep those around. The recipe also suggests topping it with vanilla soy yogurt. Whatev. I have been served whipped topping made from coconut milk which seemed like a possibility but not on a school night.
Greathusbandbob went to visit Greatauntofmine today. He told her he wanted to visit since he doesn't come with me to Sunday brunch with the girls. She said, " yea, Becky hasn't been here in a long time." If by long time she means every Sunday then she is correct. I think we just observed the first sign of mental decline.
And finally. I was standing next to a first grade line this afternoon when a little tiny one looked up and said "Hey, you got skinny." WHAT THE WHAT!!!! My new favorite friend forever.