These are the Days of Our Lives... randomness from NitKnight...
You could dress them up as Raggedy Ann and Andy.... Or Tinkerbell and Batman...Simplicity has patterns for costumes for dogs you know...
I hate the color of this sock yarn.
I love this yarn store.
Have some biscotti-it's homemade.
Maybe just buy the pattern and one skein of the 20 needed and see if you can do/like the stitch pattern first.
Randomness from the drive to knit night... The question? how do we get that kid with the little bitty legs who can't move as fast as the others outside in time when there is a fire drill? Talk amongst yourselves.
The answers: (generated by GHB and myself-not a part of nitnite)
grocery cart from the local store
teach him to skate
let the whole class come out on physed scooters (so he doesn't feel different)
faculty senate could buy a golf cart
get a rickshaw
Go Cart (small)
Barbie Jeep
Hot air balloon (not reasonable)
Red Wagon
Purchase a fire retardant suit- just in case.
These are so inappropriate and not funny in the real world but quite the stress relievers after yetserday's long day. The final answer? Use the freakin' wheel chair that's in the building already... doh.
10 comments:
O toss little Johnny into a fireman carry and hustle him outta there!!! RUN FOREST RUN!!!
ummm biscotti! That's a good addition to any knit night.
Random comment from my SnB last week: a woman was talking about her intricately cabled sweater done with an off-white yarn and the way the yarn was knitting up. She called the it "organic tampon" because she thought the cables looked like a bunch of organic tampons. Good times!
Do you remember in the movie "Kindergarten Cop" how one kid was designated to grab the ferret and carry him out in a fire drill? That would probably work for the little guy, too!
glad to see someone is still prolifically blogging. sounds like you've been busy. glad you're keeping your sense of humor. your CPH looks great. good luck with the spinning. you're doing better than i would be doing.
Tossing and carrying are out- think weebles. The problem was adequately solved at 8:00am but still a matter of ruffled feather teacher discussion (not mine) at the end of the day- you've got to love teachers- they're just like the rest of us.
Let's see if we're still prolifically blogging once we get into the site that shall not be named - I'm #909 now, sistah!
Personally I like the "purchase a fire retardant suit - just in case" one.
Thank you for posting about work. It's sort of like a "Dilbert" ish stress reliever for me.
P.S. I love the organic tampons discription!
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