My Feet are Gnarlier than they used to be.
My Fingernails are stubs.
I am Overweight in a Noticeable and Uncomfortable way.
My Feet are unlikely to Ungnarl.
My Fingernails will never grow.
I will never weigh what I did 20 years ago.
All that being said,
I will ROCK these pink toenails,
I will ROCK these stubby fingernails,
And I will ENJOY the ocean in a bathing suit.
And I will call it Aging with Grace.

preach it, sister.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah!!!
ReplyDeleteYou go girl!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous! And, hunny? Short nails are the style. Be a diva!!
ReplyDeleteLove this post. And my mom just told me the other day she still has her high school weight on her driver's license. I laugh every time I think of that conversation.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this!
ReplyDeleteYee ha! Hold your head up and piss on the naysayers! We may not have as much ammunition as we had at twenty, but our aim has improved vastly!
ReplyDeleteHells to the yeah!
ReplyDeleteMy fingernails have never grown either and refuse to no matter what I put on them. However, a lady at the nail salon told me to try the shellac nail polish.. hmm.
ReplyDeleteAn anthem to live by! (You are awing me with your PSE9 skilz!)
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