There were a couple of random crack-me-up moments in the lunchroom today-
I teach in a rural area. People hunt. They have guns. Secretary Sandy told us that her husband was distressed at the amount of snow on a pine tree that was precariously balancing over their house. So he got out his shotgun and started shooting snow from the tree. It worked. She said he looked like Elmer Fudd.
The local newspaper had a segment where they were asked "what is love- how do you know your parents love each other?"
They included answers from a set of twins at our school. One said "Mom helps dad feed the pigs." The other said "They like to play leap frog together." LEAP FROG!
That's a keeper.
Leap frog, eh? I suppose that's as good an explanation as any.
ReplyDeleteI love it. How kid!!!
ReplyDeletewow that is too good!!!
ReplyDeleteOverheard in the yarn store: What size do you want? Answer: Pink!
ReplyDeleteNot as crack-a-lackin' as the leap frog, though.
Glad you are home safe.
love it!!!!! thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteOMFG that shootin' the snow out of the tree just made me snort-laugh!
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