The photo below is of Ruth (from Knit Night) in a pre-felted hat. We're thinking it's going to have to do some serious felting. Really it should count as this weeks Crack (me up) Saturday post.
Warning: Kid-Back to School-Pregnant Woman anecdote ahead.
So my friend (baby kimono) returned to school 7 1/2 months pregnant and her kindergarteners are fairly sure that there is an egg in her belly that's going to have to come out and then hatch. Also she reported that yesterday a second one asked "Why are you so fat?" To get the conversation away from how babies are born, she started a little conversation on manners. "Can you think of what you might say instead?" she asked. "Why are you so fat, please?" was the reply!
I love that mannerly little person. Mother has taught them well!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she didn't give the standard answer to that question with, " I swallowed a naughty child. Are you a naughty child?"
ReplyDeleteI love it! That'll totally do for my morning laugh. I personally love Uber's response...you can tell she's a mom!
ReplyDeletePriceless!!
ReplyDeleteOh, I like uberstrickenfrau's snappy comeback! Kids.
ReplyDeletewaaah! too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is great. Kids, gotta love them.
ReplyDeleteHehe - too funny!
ReplyDeleteAhh ha ha! I may have to use that in the future. You know, next time I ask someone why they're so fat. Oi.
ReplyDeleteGreat! Thanks for the laugh and the crack me up!
ReplyDeleteKids say the darndest things. So does Uberstrickenfrau.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
OMG!!Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteat least they got the "please" right!
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